Genesis 24:2

So today I thought a great many of deep thoughts. Many important things happen to me, people I love, and the world around me. I had wonderful conversations with amazing people, and I discovered the answers to some major questions that have puzzled philosophers for centuries. I do this pretty much every day.

But you will never know these things from this blog, because when I write this blog I am usually sitting on my futon, wolfing down honey mustard&onion pretzels by the ton while watching TV. Naturally, the only thoughts that come to mind either come directly from the TV screen or from things that happened in self-defense class.

I'm watching Grey's Anatomy, and it seems that my dream that I was pregnant with twins with different due dates is, indeed, possible.

Albino 'Flo-Jo' Boy and I had to take turns molesting each other yesterday. It was the worst thing I've ever done. I would describe the new techniques we learned...but children could be reading this. Let's just say the words "You HAVE to straddle him, Petersen, it's the most important part!" were yelled by the instructer. As well as psychological scars, I think my arms are scarred by his super long nails.

It's the weekend! God is so good! I'll probably end up working on my paper the whole weekend, but its still OK.