Shades of Nick

Uh, I can't say anything better than:

"Watch my life pass me by in the rearview mirror...."

Nick Lachey. Lord have mercy on us all. Actually, Lord have mercy on Jessica Simpson, because she must be completely insane. I'm pretty sure I reached that 7th level of contemplation that Bonaventure talked about the second he started singing 'Resolution'. Lizzy, I can't help but feel sorry for you. I'm really glad you got to see the man himself at the airport, or else life would be totally unfair.

BUT IF THE WORLD SHOULD EVER FALL APART AROUND YOU, AND IF YOU'RE LOST AND BARELY BREATHING I WILL FIND YOU-- AND CARRY YOU BACK HOME, I WONT FORSAKE THE ONLY LOVE I'VE EVER KNOWN!!!