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I wrote this 2 days ago when my internet was down, but what the heck.

HOME HOME HOME HOME HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't help but start screaming with excitement when I saw the 'Clayton Rd.' sign, and as soon as I got out of the car, mom greeted me with the same cries of excitement. Then Shane came out screaming with glee! Just kidding. Actually, he almost hugged me! I then told him how last night I dreamed he was being held hostage, and I shot the guy who was holding him 40 times in the face with a BB Gun full of nails. He seemed rather unimpressed.

Today I woke up surrounded by images of greyhounds, on a luxurious bed covered with pillows. Not only did I get to hang out with Scott for hours, we got to eat at my favorite restaurant!

Soapnet is showing BACK-TO-BACK episode of 90210 every day!!!!!! In the next week 1 1/2 years of classical education are going to be as fleetingly discarded as a Brandon Walsch relationship.

Sometimes I like to pretend that Jason Friese is really Jason Morgan from General Hospital, and that he's just hiding from the PCPD, disguised to protect Sam. Besides the first name, there are no two more different people in conception. But that would be the genius of Jason Morgan--change everything but the name!

I love how I know Mark and Mom are excited for my arrival home just by looking at the fridge full of Claussen pickles, tortillas, pricciuto, and cheese.

I love being home with my old friends from General Hospital. I'm even more glad that Lizzy will be home MONDAY to see the deep torential currents of Sonny's love for Carly showcased in this current story arch!!!

I'm now watching Jimmy Kimmel Live, and I decided that I want him to give my eulogy at my funeral. I just think he would be very calm and reassuring to my grieving loved ones.

Yep, food and TV. I really do care about other things, but I happen to write blogs when I'm eating on the couch in front of the TV. The other 25 minutes of my days at home are very full.

Here's the projection of my future life:
1.) Go to *hyperventelating* SAFEWAY! (I'll come up with some reason for mom....I'm sure we're out of something)
2.) Go visit Grandmom and ask her how she liked the Tony Hillerman I gave her
3.) JOHN WILL COME OVER AT 6 TO SPEND THE NIGHT!
4.) Invite Corey over
5.) Watch TV
6.) Curl up in my new flannel sheets under my electric blankets and read a TH.